Ok so we've got a bit of a long journal entry today....first of we have a couple quiz thingys, then a funny story that i got in an email, then i have a bit of a weird poem for you. then im back to advertising people so lets get to it shall we?



from journal

What first comes to mind when you first hear the following words?

Axe: blood....
Chainsaw: bloodd..... -.-
Dog: just so long as its not a poodle...
Cat: meow =3
Crow: awww, cant i get a raven instead?
Television: boring these days..
Plastic: fake!!
Metal: oww..
Fire: Roy mustang
Water: Fujiwara Sunao
Pigeon: dont poooop on meeeee....
Pie: yum do i get a bite?
Blood: yum
Death: ooh goodie goodie
Bunnies: are they smoking?
Flowers: eww..
Sun: DOUBLE EWW...
Frilly pink dress: *throws up*

What first comes to mind when you first hear the following adjective?

Hot: no thanks...unless its coffee
Cold: yay snow!
Wet: where? certainly not HERE?!
Fried: chicken -.-
Funny: my weird friends and family...
Sad: awww poor little emo boys *snickers*
Forlorn: ...huh?!
Happy: Tohru Honda
Hyper: MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Depressed: again MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bouncy: Beyonce
Stiff: *waits three seconds* bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Stretchy: dont break it
Wobbly: me on a ledge lol
Dark: my bedroom
Bright: stupid outdoors

What first comes to mind when you hear the following verbs?

Jump: bad dog
Walk: no thanks
Run: okie dokies
Drink: hehehe you have no proof
Fight: Fight! fight! fight!
Rant: me on homophobia
Complement: oh thank you didnt know i was so loved lol
Stand: awww but i dont wanna ....
Spin: wheeeeeee
Call: Kitty kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whistle: blech
Ask: "say please first" "ok. please first"
Beg: puppy dog or kitty beg?
Give: *snickers*
Take: oooh treats...
Slash: blooooooooood.......



stolen from journal

Heterosexual Survey!?
I thought this was hilarious... A complete parody of all the questions the LGBT community gets from straight people.

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommates know?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest of sexually transmitted disease. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

14. How can you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own orientation?

17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you change if you really want to. Have you ever considered aversion therapy?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems (s)he would face?


from journal

Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[x] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivites.
[] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 5/6

Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[x] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[x] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[] Bipolar?
Total: 4/6

Meganekko (Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something (noooo comment)
Total: 4/6

Tsukkomi (angry guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[x] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[] You swear a lot.
[] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 3/6

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[x] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[x] You are normally very laid back and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 6/6

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[] You are always, almost overly polite.
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[] You’re an excellent cook.
[x] You are hardly ever angry.
[] You have really long hair.
Total: 2/6

And at last...Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[x] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...etc
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 5/6

guess that makes me the dumb guy lol ^_^ suits me i think


stolen from journal

Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out (-.- i got in trouble for that)
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (choked on air too lol)
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (the lady at the store had to come help me)
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push (hahahahahaha)

Running total: 10 (yay im soooo stupid lol)

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (lol, THAT was fuuuun, only good thing the microwaves in science class are good fro lmao)
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 20 lol lol lol lol

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (lol, it was to school lol the teacher was yelling at me for being out of unifomr...i had no clue what she was talking about lol)
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 30 OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole (lmao)
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 40!!!!!!

41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [x] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 50

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 60

61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 70

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 80 im so freakin stoooopid lol

81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why mens' dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair. (And broke it...)
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [x] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.


Running total: 90

91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total number of stupid things I have done: 100
I am 100% stupid

thats a bit sad....

and now the funny story

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil. 'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.' George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day.' The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day.' commented George. The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose..
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said 'Yeah, I can handle this.' The Devil smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'


okies now for the advertising thingys....

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second is my sister dont crowd her guys she'll het some art up soomer or later since she and my cousin were always nagging me lol

third a person who is constantly supposrting me so now i will return the favour :iconlilyyamato: excellent art, i love every piece

i know ive already advertised this person but shes so good i cant help but advertise again p.s. i get alot of my journal quizzes from her lol

my gramma showed him to me and now im addicted to his art lol

and last but not least lovely art, and an even lovlier person



soory guys but thats all i have time for today. but i will keep putting art and stuffa up soi wont be totally gone lol. have fun, dont get csught doing bad things and ttyl.

--KAT ^_~

now a poem, from me

title: Ode to Foamy
I pledge allegiance to foamy.
He makes very clever points you see.

And the goth chick with gummi bears,
she leaves them on gravestones to show she cares.

Oh, and the squiirel with all the pills,
who always needs his perscription filled.

Yes I like the guys quite alot.
They're the best entertainment I've got!

Plus a rude, talking squirrel is quite cool.
So bow down, bow down to foamy or you are all fools!!!

for those of you who dont know.....foamy is a very rude squirrel that makes videos and makes a very true point in (nearly) every single one. and hes fucking hilarious